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Do you need advice on love etc... You came to the right place.
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Today our first problem is on Long Distance Love:
Problem: A guy is going out with a girl
over the net. He lives in California and she lives
in Flordia. He doesn't know how to tell her
He wants to break up with her.
Answer: You should just tell her this
"Babe I live in California and you live in Flordia
and were not working out. I never see you,
I never can kiss you nor go out with you on dates.
So babe don't get mad but we should just be bestfriends.
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Dose your mate really like you?
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Does your mate really like you?
Well, today you will find out.
First, of all get your mate some flowers or
a card. If he/she says thank you and gives you a kiss and a hug that
means your mate is in love with you.
But, if your mate just says "thanks" he/she is
not honest and you need to see if they are cheating on you.
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The Love Test!
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TODAY ON CHRISTOPHER SPRINGER "THE LOVE TEST". IF YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR
LOVE TEST JUST TAKE THIS HOME LOVE TEST BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE GHETTO KIDZ,
WWW.CONDOMS.COM AND HOOTCHIE-R-US. WELL FIRST OF ALL GET A PEN AND PAPER
OUT AND NUMBER IT 1-5. ARE YOU READY???
1. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH??
A) THE LOVE BOAT
B) CLUELESS
C) WILL & GRACE
D) 90210
2. WHO WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO?
A) BLINK 182
B) LIT
C) LEN
D) GARBAGE
E) ALL ABOVE
3. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT YOUR HONEYMOON TO BE??
A) CALIFORNIA
B) EUROPE
C) BEDROOM
D) FLORDIA
4. WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO??
A) DAVID SPADE
B) YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER
C) FRED DURST (FROM LIMP BISCUIT)
D) ROBIA HUGHES
5. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN??
A) APARTMENT
B) A SHOE BOX
C) SHACK
D) MANSION
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********ANSWERS********ANSWERS********ANSWERS********ANSWERS**********
IF YOU PICKED THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS YOUR RIGHT!!!
1.
A) THE LOVE BOAT= ROMANTIC/STEAMY
B) CLUELESS= OH MY GOD TOTALLY STUCK UP "L" LOSER!
C) WILL & GRACE= THE PURPLE TELLITUBIE
D) 90210= 50 CENT HOE
2.
E) ALL ABOVE= YOU HAVE YOUR EARS OPEN FOR HE OR SHE ALL THE TIME!
3.
B) EUROPE= YOU ARE PROVING TO HE/SHE THAT THIS RELATIONSHIP ISN'T BASED ON
JUST SEX!
C) BED ROOM= VERY VERY VERY KINKY!! YOU WANT SEX RIGHT NOW!!!!
4.
A) DAVID SPADE= REJECT
B) YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER= VERY VERY DESPERATE!!
C) FRED DURST GOOD CHOICE!!!!!!
D) ROBIN HUGHES= WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SICK!!!
5.
A) APARTMENT= IS "OK" JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ROACHES!!
B) A SHOE BOX= ARE YOU THAT TINY???
C) SHACK= YOU BETTER TIE DOWN THE SHACK ITS HGURRICANE SEASON!!
D) MANSION= HEY IF YOU DONT PAY THE BILLS WHO GIVES IF YOU LIVE IN THE
MANSION AS LONG AS YOUR NOT PAYING!
COUNT HOW MANY YOU GOT RIGHT THAN IF YOU GOT THAT MANY RIGHT PUT THE
NUMBER CORRECT OVER 5.
SUCH AS: I GOT 5 OVER 5= 5/5 100%
IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY YOU ARE:
-0 I AM HOT STUFF SO ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT??
-1 HEY AT LEAST I PASSED!!
-2 OH MY GOD I DIDNT FLUNK THATS A 1ST!!
-3 DAMN! I GOT CONFUSED WITH MY HOES CAN I TAKE A RETEST??
-4 HEY AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO COUNT I DONT NEED THIS SHIT!!
-5 SHIT I FLUNKED!!!
STAY IN FOR THE NEXT CHRISTOPHER SPRINGER!!! "HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM!!" TELL
YOUR FRIENDS!! ABOUST US!!!!!!!!!!
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